Davy Dan’s Plan for your Life! December Edition


Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor to help you out with all of your troubles and needs.


“Oh No! Someone Cheesed a classroom! How can I remove the cheese safely? Please help me!” – Anonymous

It’s tragedies like these that really boil my soup. Not to fear, dear reader, for I, Davy A. Dan, have the solution for you.

In my studies at Lake Na-Mu in the Himalayas, I discovered a certain type of bird that is quite fond of most cheeses (except for Swiss). These birds were recently introduced into America on the east coast, so my tip for you is to cover your car in cheese, drive to the east coast, drive back, and park right near your window. And Voila! The birds will eat all of the cheese and your cheese problems will be no longer. (And in case you were wondering, this method is perfectly safe, as birds cannot eat windows.)

 Well,l that’s all the space we have for this issue. If you have a question that you would like to have answered, you can submit them in the VCHS Talon box in Mrs. McFadden’s room or email them to j[email protected]

 

Please note that DDPFYL is a joke and not to be taken seriously. DDPFYL is not responsible for any poor decisions the reader may make due to the advice given.